You are known to be heavily arrested by FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES. You have an acute ability to COMMUNE WITH THE MANY CREATURES OF ALTERNIA, a skill you have utilized to CAPTURE AND TRAIN a great many. They are all your friends, as well as your warriors, which you pit in battle through a variety of related CARD AND ROLE PLAYING GAMES. You used to engage in various forms of MORE EXTREME ROLEPLAYING with some of your other friends before you had an accident.
You like to engage in the noble practice of ALTERNIAN SLAM POETRY, possibly the oldest, most revered, and certainly freshest art form in your planet's rich history. You have a profound fascination with the concept of FLIGHT, and all lore surrounding the topic. You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN'T REAL. Your MATESPRIT is GAMZEE MAKARA. Life has never been BETTER
Your trolltag is adiosToreador and you uHH, sPEAK IN A SORT OF, uHH, fALTERING MANNER,
dEAR gAMZEE
i, uHHHH, dON'T REALLY KNOW HOW, TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT I DISLIKE YOUR EYE LASHES, uHHH i REALIZED IT WHEN I THREW UP, IN YOUR SOCK DRAWER, uNDER THE BUS, AND I SAW YOU SIT ON THE CATHOLIC PRIEST, i'M, uHHH, SURE YOU'RE STERILE ENOUGH TO, UNDERSTAND THAT WE'RE RELATED, i'M RETURNING YOUR OLD nEW kIDS ON THE bLOCK BLANKET, BUT KEEPING YOUR VIRGINITY, AS A MEMORY, uHHH YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THAT I WILL NOT TELL THE AUTHORITIES THAT YOU STOLE THE WHALE FROM, THE BACK YARD, AND YOU RUINED MY ATTEMPTS AT ANOTHER WORLD WAR,
gO MILK A COW,
tAVROS nITRAM
}) hEY gAMZEE! uH, sORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO, rEPLY TO YOU,,,,, uH, i WAS KIND OF BUSY,,,, cLEANING UP MY HIVE, hAHA, iT KIND OF TOOK A WHILE,,,, bUT I'M, uH, fINISHED NOW!